Monday 4 March 2013

Politics is POINTLESS


In the aftermath of the Eastleigh by-election, PASC chair Bernard Jenkin reflected on the disconnect between the Westminster village on the Today programme on Saturday morning.   If politicians watched the teatime quiz show Pointless, they would realise just how little the public knows (or cares?) about them.

I love the quiz show Pointless (I am not alone – when he did his back in, BBC Business Editor, Robert Peston, tweeted that the one good part was that he would be able to watch the show).  For those who have not watched, it the format is quite simple.  Pairs of people (an interesting demographic – a mix of small business people, students, public sector workers and the retired) have to find answers that the fewest people got when “100 people were given a 100 seconds” to answer a question.  The choice of subjects is quite eclectic – from mountain ranges, to famous blondes, to Scottish football,  to Latin phrases translated into English.   Whichever pair wins through the first 3 rounds gets to play for a jackpot when they are given five categories to choose from – and then are given 3 chances to find “the all important pointless answer”.

It’s a good format  and makes for a fun forty-five minutes – but it’s also a fascinating window into what a sample of people know and don’t know.  And over a concerted period of Pointless watching (it’s been on for years but I only discovered it in the autumn), some very distinct patterns appear. 

First, and perhaps as expected, a lot of people know about celebrities, films and other forms of popular culture and a bit of sport.   Geography and history are quite a lot weaker.   People had amazingly little recall of Olympic medallists (only 23 named Jessica Ennis as the winner of Heptathlon gold – what were they watching last summer?)

Second, those categories are the ones that the finalists almost invariably pick reflect the same themes – but because knowledge of categories such as “Steve Carrell” films is so widespread it’s really difficult to find a pointless answer. 

But third, from time to time, there is a politics category on offer.  It might be UK politics, or US or world politics.  In the final section, where contestants get a choice, they almost invariably immediately rule it out – on the basis that “they know nothing about politics” – no more shame in that than yet another woman admitting she knows “nothing about football”.  And they end up having to identify female Brit award winners since 1970.

It always seems a bad tactic.  Because to anyone who was listening to Bernard Jenkin on Saturday, its unbelievably easy to find a pointless answer in politics.  A few episodes ago the final pair did choose politics.  They had to identify current MPs whose surnames began with a vowel.  Their first answer was George Osborne – who scored a mighty 8.  Their other answers were Leo Abse (retired in 1987) and Gerry Adams (in the Irish Parliament now).   The jackpot went unwon. There were too many pointless answers to list at the end.  Douglas Alexander was pointless (Danny didn’t appear to be – the fruits of power).  In a much earlier programme when people were asked to name women MPs, Harriet Harman and Yvette Cooper were both pointless answers.

But perhaps the best illustration of the disconnect between the Westminster village and the people came in a question in an episode last week.  The category was Radio 4 programmes.  The question was “name the programme John Humphries has presented since XX”.   6/100 people (and none of the contestants) got the answer right.  Bernard: they are not listening.

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